Saturday, March 17, 2007

Shit habits.

It’s time to do the duty. Poop and/or pee. Which comes first? When you sit down to take a shit, do you pee a little bit first? Perhaps you take care of your shitting first and then do the pissing? Or perhaps you just shit and you have no need to piss.

Here’s how it plays out for me:

  1. Sit down
  2. Release about 50 ml of urine
  3. Shit out two logs of turd material
  4. Finish up the urine release.

I think my poop habits are fairly typical. Please feel free to chime in with your rituals on the throne.

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